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greelin:

greelin:

love will always find you. Both threat AND promise

“but i don’t feel like i deserve it.” boo hoo. too fucking bad. Get loved idiot

somecunttookmyurl:

vaspider:

swankyangles:

swankyangles:

So for about 7 years now, the running gag has been that my wife is the piggy princess. WE DO NOT have time to cover the stupid jokes and cute conversations that led us here, but the jokes write themselves, honestly.

My VERY favorite thing I do for her is that I make Miss Piggy Themed parody shirts of cliché goth band shirts. I am very, very proud of these, btw.

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I SAID IM PROUD OF THESE, GODDAMN IT

I WANT THE SIOUXIE ONE SO BAD THO

OH SAME

captainlordauditor:

romanirainbow:

sew-birb:

shinyasahalo:

It would have been more accurate to reality if the girl wasn’t white.

The girl was called Marta Cabrera and played by a Cuban-Spanish actress, so I don’t think she was as white as you remember.

People just see non-black POC and go “WHITE!” Don’t they

Wasn’t there a whole running Thing where all the rich people thought she was from a different country in Latin America. How do you watch that and think the character is white

sharper-and-bigger:

yimra:

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Gary Larson remains a fucking demigod among cartoonists

foone:

foone:

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playing SNES games with the video debugger open is not always a good experience

It’s supposed to look like this. 

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and I was so unnerved by the missing face that I didn’t realize the ball was missing too, making it look like she was grabbing her own chest

mystybird:

i really think part of the reason alfred comes off as so intense is that he’s not used to the fact he doesn’t HAVE to yell anymore. i’ve imagined he’s always had to fight for a seat at the table; to be a nation, to be taken seriously, to not be disregarded as a child who doesn’t know any better.. now that he’s grown into his power and definitely not that kid anymore, i don’t think he’s realized he doesn’t have to fight just to be seen anymore. he comes in intense and at 100 because that was the only way he was ever heard and struggles to dial it back when he’s passionate.

godstiel:

idk why groceries cost money like girl i need them

sigmaleph:

fallenharmony:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

classicalmonoblogue:

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works.
He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company.
He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business.
There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

“I was just trying to get people to stop for a second and see the picture, and then my company’s name. That was it,” Oliver King tells the Riverfront Times. “The two are not supposed to be related, except that’s my daughter and my company.”

For some inexplicable reason, not everyone understood that distinction. “I got people calling and complaining, like, ‘Are you going to kill her? Is she going to kill someone?’ ” says King. “I couldn’t believe that went somewhere in their minds that they thought that was what I was trying to say.”

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on the one hand, i guess ads for cremation services must be a tricky thing to keep on theme without being too depressing/morbid/etc, so I can see how “just grab their attention with anything, doesn’t have to be related” would be an appealing advertising strategy.

on the other, i am fascinated by how someone who runs a crematorium “couldn’t believe” that people would associate their business with, uh, death.

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You're alot of guys dream girl on here 🔥

n4h40:

Guys on here would fuck a microwaved chicken sandwich

johnzari:

pride month is nearly upon us. but more importantly its almost the one year anniversary of the burger king top/bottom burgers

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exilley:

“Doomed by the narrative” is sexy and all but i think the narrative wanting to save a character who is utterly set on dooming themselves isnt as much of a thing and it’s so good as a concept

1/16655 worlds explored advance//