thedreamthieves:

never forget what they took from you (blooper reels)

thenightisbrightastheday:

lotus0kid:

pomme-poire-peche:

lotus0kid:

lotus0kid:

cleolinda:

cleolinda:

stitchthisfiona:

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

@songsintheattic

escuerzoresucitado:

sparklyeyedhimbo:

thefallling:

Dearest fellow tumblrinas, Do I have a poll for you!

How many blogs do you follow(roughly)?

Less that 100

101-200

201-300

301-400

401-500

501-600

601-700

701-800

801-900

901-1000

1001-1500

1501+ (DAMN)

Got curious.

Anyways please reblog for larger sample size

If you do I’ll give you a big hug :D (with consent)

i have been here for a while

aromantic-diaries:

aromantic-diaries:

“this character is autistic coded so headcanoning them as aro/ace is wrong because you’re reinforcing the idea that autistic people are incapable of having romantic or sexual relationships” DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY ASPEC PEOPLE ARE ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM

Omg hi!!!

parkore:

melonsap:

ceekari:

biologizeable:

I can relate to this on every level

“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”

Originally posted by mazurga

Excuse you this is EXACTLY why paleontologists should play computer games

sylviii:

“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

huffylemon:

drpupper:

himbofisher:

bookgeekgrrl:

dsudis:

pagerunner:

whitepeopletwitter:

“Take him out!”

Originally posted by kane-town

Get you a man who can do all three. 

#parker and hardison just have to be specific about what they ask for #but eliot is ON IT no matter what (via @dsudis)

sylvrndoodles:

A mini comic featuring my brother

angrylesbianstereotype:

As someone who works w animals “animals are not mindless automatons, they actually do have feelings and individuality and are capable of feeling acute physical and emotional pain and of forming deep attachments with other animals and people” and “animals are not human infants and have a limited capacity to communicate with humans so you have to familiarize yourself with their boundaries bc if they feel threatened or overstimulated they will fall back on their basic instincts and if you fuck around you are going to find out” are statements that can and should coexist

catchymemes:

skeuo:

i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said “I ate some really good blueberries today” and they replied “I had a fire ass peach today”. world peace