» is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?
decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS
- LOL - lots of legbones
- SMH - skeletons murdering humans
- FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
- WTF - waxing the fibula
- OMG - outta my grave
- FFS - for friendly skeletons
We’ve been compromised.
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.
A planet’s a planet, no matter how small.
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
How do dick pics make u feel?
does *nothing* impress you, jojo?
when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade
there are people on this site in 2014 who didn’t witness the onceler fandom firsthand
*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you
» im so chill im practically dead
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw
then i came across this gem
and this last one was pure gold
god bless you off bug spray
» Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.