turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
How do girls even put on eyeliner and make it perfect
like 149 video tutorials and a lot of crying
seriously such a great idea
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals. It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.
Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.
I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.
This is what I imagine every time I look down the British tag.
as a British person I’m gonna admit I feel this way about American boys
Wait people actually find Americans attractive?
ARE YOU KIDDING SOME OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE I KNOW ARE AMERICANS
Obviously you have never been to America. Please point out all these attractive boys of which you speak.
TELL US YOUR SECRET BECAUSE I’VE NEVER FOUND ONE. THEY ARE LIKE MAGICAL MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES
America and Britain are these two countries that just go around talking shit, upturning their noses, then secretly writing in their diaries about how hot the other country is when no one is looking, and I love it.
I’m trying to figure out which one of us is Harry and which one is Malfoy.
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
47 years in Hollywood and several thousand dollars in plastic surgery does that to a person.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.